Chelsea Handler Quotes

I definitely don't want to have kids. I don't think I'd be a great mother. I don't want to have a kid and have it raised by a nanny. I don't have the time to raise a child.

Chelsea Handler

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MotherGreatTimeChildThinkWant

I studied structured improv, where you start from one position and see where it takes you. I like spontaneity. If you set yourself up to do the same thing every night, you may not connect as well to a different audience.

Jillian Hervey

YourselfNightStartYouSeeImprov

On a personal level, my mom is my biggest inspiration. She's always been an idol for me. I used to dream about growing up and being like her.

Andreja Pejic

MeMomGrowing UpDreamPersonalUp

I never even was in any of my high school plays. I mean, look at me. What role could they give me - the tooth fairy?

John Matuszak

SchoolMeHigh SchoolLookNever

My parents weren't around much, but I assumed everybody's family was the same. I didn't know people had mummies and daddies who would give them milk and cookies after school. I just thought everybody lived on Central Park West and they had a nanny to take care of them.

Stephen Sondheim

FamilySchoolParentsPeopleThought

I was always the bad guy in westerns. I played more bad guys than you can shake a stick at until I played the Professor. Then I couldn't get a job being a bad guy.

Russell Johnson

JobYouBadMoreAlwaysBad Guy

Before you can lead anybody else, you gotta put yourself in the right position to be successful.

Jaylen Brown

YourselfYouRightLeadSuccessful

I can adapt to any environment or any situation I need to, so I am ready to go to Russia. You take what you get or start crying about it, but I am re-doing 'Rocky IV.' I am doing the black 'Rocky.'

Deontay Wilder

I AmStartBlackDoingYouI Can

If I'd find a dog, I'd try to find the owner, of course, but it was mine! I just can't live without them; I love them so much. I have cats, too. People call me all the time and say, 'We know of a couple of cats people don't care for,' and I say, 'Bring them!' That's it - two words. I'm always open for that.

Doris Day

DogLoveLiveTimeCatsWords

I remember standing in the crow's nest as we entered the misty Panama Canal, and the strange sensation as the 4,000-ton ship rose higher and higher inside the lock.

Christopher Buckley

RoseShipRememberStrangeNest

When I put out 'Same Thing In Reverse,' I was told categorically that this will never get played in America.

Boy George

AmericaWillNeverSameOutGet

Circumcision is obligatory for Jewish-born males - it must be performed on the eighth day after birth and is only postponed in the case of threat to the life or health of the child. Muslim parents also circumcise their male children.

Brad Sherman

LifeChildrenHealthDayParents

'The Globe' is one of the most terrifying theatres in London. It's that mob element - everyone packed in and staring up at you.

Arthur Darvill

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