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Chelsea Handler Quotes

If you're really looking to hurt somebody's feelings, just break up with them.

Chelsea Handler

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 25, 1975

Topics

Looking Hurt You Feelings Up Break

If we continue to allow the federal government to live beyond its means, we will all soon have to live beneath ours.

Live Government Will Beyond Means

I went to college at North Carolina School of the Arts and took a lot of singing classes, and it really is so connected to emotions.

School College Singing Emotions Arts

Through music I either tame my demons or unleash them and allow them to be what they are. I don't want the music to be about provocation, I want the music to bring you to a place where you feel at home.

Home Music Feel Demons You Place

I always liked my teachers, and I was in a lot of after-school projects. I was a Girl Scout until my senior year, when I couldn't be a Girl Scout anymore. I was in clubs like Junior Achievement, and I ran track and field. My grades were good, but then toward 11th grade they were nothing. I always went to summer school.

Good Girl Achievement School Year

I think we're having fun. I think our customers really like our products. And we're always trying to do better.

Fun Having Fun Think Better Trying

My mom and sister and I all cook.

Trisha Yearwood

Mom Sister Cook

I'm still thinking and hoping there's an opportunity for people to have better lives and that significant change can occur.

Change Opportunity People Better

I no longer believe that just about everything is funny, if viewed from the proper angle.

Funny Believe Everything Angle Just

I was the last person to announce I was running for Congress in a big district, and I still won.

Person Congress Big Last Still Won

As I've told Tyler, there's not a really easy place between being single and being married for us now. We're just so busy that the logistics of our career make dating impossible. I think I'll find a girl at some point that makes all of the extra work and effort that needs to be put into it worth it. But for right now, I just date my drums.

Work Girl Dating Effort Impossible

When you're not good, and you are losing, and a team puts 50 on you, you gotta figure something out.

Chris Harris, Jr.

Good Losing Team You Out Something

Federal policy tells us to fill 50 percent of our plates with fruits and vegetables. At the same time, federal farm subsidies focus on financing the production of corn, soybeans, wheat, rice, sorghum, dairy and livestock.

Time Focus Farm Vegetables Rice Us

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