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Christopher Moore Quotes

You can't teach someone to be funny, but you can teach comic timing. If you listen to a good comic, you can learn how to put it on a page.

Christopher Moore

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: writer
Nationality: american
Birth: 1957

Topics

Funny Good Learn Someone You Timing

When you have children, your house smells very unpleasant all the time.

Children Time You House Your Smells

My being gay was something of not great interest to me.

Great Me Gay Interest Something

I have a history of bringing people together.

History Together People Bringing

Everyone experiences different parts of themselves at different times, these different parts of themselves that come out in different settings.

Amandla Stenberg

Everyone Out Experiences Different

I always felt like the Academy was very late in acknowledging things. I've seen them do it with hip hop when it should have been acknowledged. It was already penetrating mass levels of culture and radio, and yet they wouldn't give it a proper category.

Culture Late Always Radio Things

Oh, I ain't vegan, I'm good. I eat. I eat everything. Except pork, you know, I try to stay away. I like me some bacon, though!

Good Me You Know Try Eat

Every institution is perfectly capable of forgetting what it has learned in three years.

Three Forgetting Capable Years Every

Every day, it was the same: school, homework, farm work, training. Getting hurt or dying might've been better than the life I was living.

Life Work Day Training School Hurt

There is no country on earth with a stronger tradition of protecting the public's right to know.

Tradition Stronger Country Earth

Even if I make fun of him, I try to portray him as a human being. Sometimes because he's the great Jean-Luc Godard, we see him as a concept.

Michel Hazanavicius

Great Fun Sometimes Try Human See

I'm still trying to be No. 1 in the world, like everyone else is out there.

World Trying Everyone Out Still

I was a runner, a failed quarterback, third-string quarterback, but in track I was a 2-miler.

Quarterback Track Failed Runner

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