David Sedaris Quotes

I felt uncomfortable calling myself a writer until I started with 'The New Yorker,' and then I was like, 'Okay, now you can call yourself that.'

David Sedaris

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: writer
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: December 26, 1956

Topics

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We can love an honest rogue, but what is more offensive than a false saint?

Jessamyn West

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Adults are tempted to produce and perform Christmas for their kids and their families, and they arrive at Christmas Day weary and disillusioned.

Ann Voskamp

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What I'd really like to control is not machines, but people.

Stephen Hawking

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Everyone I used to play with has either given up or is dead.

Stephen Sondheim

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I was paid $8 or $9 million for 'Evan Almighty.' I didn't want that money.

Tom Shadyac

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I just enjoy acting, whatever area - theatre, film, television.

Michelle Dockery

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My idea of home is not necessarily a place.

Michael Kiwanuka

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God is the last link of the chain, but He is the first also.

Joseph Barber Lightfoot

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It's rare that you get to have a lovely time of it and you're not just portraying endless trauma on film.

Diane Lane

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Golf would be my ticket somewhere, I told myself. I just couldn't say where it would lead me.

Arnold Palmer

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I am more of an old black and white movies fan.

Peter Tork

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The idea of money being something physical is almost entirely a fiction. Sure, you can go to your ATM and pull out cash. And you can feel cash in your back pocket and have some tangible comfort there - but in reality, the majority of your money is a number on a screen.

Tyler Winklevoss

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