What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny.
David Sedaris
Recitation: by Male by Female
I use Windows; '98 second edition and it works very good for me. You know, I just started on the computer about 9 months ago and am fascinated with the possibilities. I don't know what I would do without it now.
Jimmy Carl Black
GoodMePossibilitiesYouKnowNow
Life evolved under conditions of light and darkness, light and then darkness. And so plants and animals developed their own internal clocks so that they would be ready for these changes in light. These are chemical clocks, and they're found in every known being that has two or more cells and in some that only have one cell.
Jessa Gamble
LifeLightDarknessPlantsReady
People assume that because I'm a girl and my blog is hot pink that my readership is 90% women, but it's not. It's probably only about 65%. When I do tours, it's pretty much the same thing: it's about one-third guys.
Jenny Lawson
WomenGirlPeoplePinkHotSame
The... provisional government unwaveringly believes that it can solve all the present problems together with the broad masses of Ethiopia. However, we can do this only if all the people come out in unison to implement our planned undertakings.
Meles Zenawi
TogetherGovernmentPeopleProblems
If something good happens to you, and no one knows it, did it really happen? Moreover, if you don't publicize your accomplishments and good fortune, are you essentially saying you don't care about them?
Meghan Daum
GoodSayingCareYouGood Fortune
Here in France, what we love is Life. And all the pleasures that go with it.
Michel Hazanavicius
LifeLoveLove IsGoHerePleasures
It's the board I had a problem with. I could totally handle being in the water and stuff. I came here to do my own stunts. Water! Ocean! Action! Big waves! That water, that water has tamed me. You can feel that the world is connected to it.
Michelle Rodriguez
WaterOceanMeWorldActionWaves
It's so important to look relaxed.
Loretta Young
LookImportantRelaxed
I enjoy a good fight, and always have, and really just said to myself, 'Look, at the end of my term, it'll be 16 years as attorney general, and I'm ready for new challenges. I'm ready to use my skills in a different way to continue to help people.'
Lisa Madigan
GoodMyselfFightPeopleChallenges
I'm really, really lucky. I was given my dad's good genes.
Josh Brolin
GoodLuckyGenesGivenReallyDad
Avoid demonizing television, computer games, and new technologies. Electronic media may compete for kids' attention, but we're not going to get kids reading by badmouthing other entertainment. Admit that TV and games can do things books can't.
Jon Scieszka
ReadingMediaAttentionTelevision
It is essential that Christians understand this: Every Jew - secular, religious, assimilated, left-wing, right-wing - fears being killed because he is Jewish. This is the best-kept secret about Jews, who are widely perceived as inordinately secure and powerful. But it is the only universally held sentiment among Jews.
Dennis Prager
PowerfulUnderstandSecretJewish
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