David Sedaris Quotes

I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.

David Sedaris

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: writer
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: December 26, 1956

Topics

ChangePeopleLongOutKeepJust

I am the complete opposite of my old friend, lovely John Peel, God rest his soul. He had rooms of records; I haven't got one.

Jimmy Savile

FriendGodSoulI AmRestLovely

I do not read newspaper comics unless they happen to be out when I visit my parents, but I follow several online comics, which I check every morning while I drink my coffee and wake up for the day.

Amelia Atwater-Rhodes

MorningCoffeeDayParentsWake Up

I am fed up with men who use sex like a sleeping pill.

Toni Braxton

MenI AmSexSleepingUpFed Up

And before our current legislature adjourns, we intend to become the first state of full and true choice by saying to every low and middle-income Hoosier family, if you think a non-government school is the right one for your child, you're as entitled to that option as any wealthy family; here's a voucher, go sign up.

Mitch Daniels

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Americans have been tremendously fortunate in poetry, regarding both the quantity and quality of poetry produced. Unfortunately, it remains in schools and universities; it is not widely distributed.

Joseph Brodsky

QualityPoetryQuantityFortunate

We did the 'MacGruber' Super Bowl spot for Pepsi, which generated some outside interest. We have a sketch where a guy blows up after 90 seconds. How are we going to make that into a movie?

Jorma Taccone

Super BowlSketchOutsideUpGoing

In the summer of 1776 our Founding Fathers sought to secure our independence and the liberties that remain the foundation of our nation today.

Doc Hastings

TodayFoundationIndependenceSummer

The reason I wrote 'You Suck' was that I so enjoyed spending time with Tommy and Jody.

Christopher Moore

TimeSpending TimeYouReasonSuck

A good actor is somebody who can be truthful and fascinating and interesting and enlightening.

Bruce Davison

GoodInterestingActorGood Actor

People go to Disney because they know its brand attributes. We believe we have an opportunity to go with our content directly to consumers.

Bob Iger

OpportunityPeopleBelieveBrandGo

When employers tell me they prefer married men, and encourage their men to have homes of their own, because it makes them so much steadier, I wonder if they have any idea of all that that implies.

Alice Hamilton

MenMeWonderTellOwnEncourage

Just about everything I own was made in China. Just about everything you own was made in China, too.

Timothy Noah

YouEverythingOwnChinaJustMade

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