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Chris Lilley Quotes

Fans feel they know me, so they want me to be on-the-spot funny, and it's hard to fulfil their expectations.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: australian
Birth: November 10, 1974

Topics

Funny Me Expectations Feel Know

The best training is to play by ear: trial by fire.

Best Fire Training Play Ear Trial

I think some authors suffer from a need to try to prove that they're clever and educated. I try not to suffer from that. I would rather sacrifice my own narrative in the exercise of writing a biography. So I'm not worried about whether I'm clever.

Sacrifice Writing Think Exercise Try

The difference between a beautifully made failure and a beautifully made hit is who you've got playing the leads.

Failure You Difference Playing Made

I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I can.

Age Memory Believe Fast I Can True

The basic premise of the Constitution was a separation of powers and a system of checks and balances because man was perceived as a fallen creature and would always yearn for more power.

Power Man Constitution Separation

Technology, you know. I'm pretty horrible. I use it, but mostly I like to view it from afar. But I'm still fascinated by it.

Technology View You Know Pretty Use

I was advised by my assistant that the women of the Senate don't do potlucks. To which I responded, 'Of course we do.'

Women Assistant Senate Course Which

During the Cold War, tensions between the West and the Soviet Union affected virtually all countries worldwide. As a result, throughout Latin America, guerrilla groups emerged, seeking to destabilize military dictatorships and attain democracy, freedom, and policy reform - goals that they believed could not be achieved peacefully.

Juan Manuel Santos

Goals Freedom War Democracy Cold

We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not know what to create.

Jose Ortega y Gasset

Live Time Man Create Know Creation

I'm naturally lean and I'm constantly walking.

Walking Lean Constantly Naturally

The fat lady hasn't sung yet. We'll wait until we get a look at what is in the motion passed on third reading.

Wait Reading Fat Lady Look Motion

You go out with a girl you used to date, she looks so damn good, and then at a certain point you say, Boy, now I remember. I know why I left!

Good Girl Remember You Looks Know

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