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Chris Hardwick Quotes

The goal of almost every comic is to find a comedy voice - a specific point of view that an audience can latch onto.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 23, 1971

Topics

Voice View Comedy Point Of View Goal

I'm an insomniac, so my perfect reader is probably another insomniac.

Perfect Reader Another

In essence, I set myself the objective of doing what I feel is right without having any ambition.

Myself Ambition Feel Doing Right

If you want to be a poet, you can just write it on a napkin, and it's the length of the napkin, I guess. But usually you decide you'll rhyme it, or you'll have a formula. In radio, that's something called, 'Close your eyes and listen.'

Robert Krulwich

Eyes You Want Listen Write Radio

In the years just after 9/11, even being breathed on by a suspected terrorist could land you in extralegal detention for the rest of your life.

Life Rest You Land Years Just

I try to plan my day around not using my car.

Car Day Plan Try Around Using

Astronauts cannot pick their nicknames and can only get their nicknames from other astronauts. Any astronaut who tries to give himself a cool nickname will regret it by getting just the opposite from his astronaut friends.

Michael J. Massimino

Cool Regret Friends Will Opposite

Unilateral divorce has decreased the bargaining power of the person who wants the marriage to last and has not engaged in behavior that meets the legal definition of fault. On the other hand, it has increased the bargaining power of the person who is willing to leave.

Stephanie Coontz

Marriage Power Legal Behavior Person

At the World Bank, we are already working with our clients in developing countries to improve their governance systems, collect taxes, fight corruption, and recover stolen assets.

Sri Mulyani Indrawati

Fight World Corruption Clients Taxes

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us.

People Find Person Right Same Left

Computers tend to separate us from each other - Mum's on the laptop, Dad's on the iPad, teenagers are on Facebook, toddlers are on the DS, and so on.

Computers Facebook Us Teenagers iPad

In my short career, I tend not to repeat myself. I have no interest in redoing something. Sometimes that makes people angry, and maybe it's not the best thing for me commercially. But it's the best thing for me artistically, and it's the best thing for my heart.

Heart Myself Best Angry People Me

People don't come up to me very often. Everyone is always in such disbelief that I can go to the market.

People Me I Can Go Always Everyone

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