Chris Gethard Quotes

I am a stereotypical northeasterner. I'm always in a rush. I've attracted stares from out-of-towners when I've shoved past someone blocking the subway door.

Chris Gethard

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: May 23, 1980

Topics

PastI AmDoorSomeoneSubwayRush

Everyone knows the presidential candidates and has an opinion about them. But as you get to smaller races, that evaporates and you can win through sheer elbow grease.

Joe Green

WinOpinionYouEveryoneThrough

When you see U2 or the Rolling Stones, after years of knowing each other, they don't have to look at each other to connect.

Jerrod Carmichael

YouLookKnowingYearsSeeConnect

When the market goes to hell, it's more of an opportunity than a problem.

John Fredriksen

OpportunityHellProblemMoreMarket

Influences at home, including classical music, were not all specifically jazz, but the family radio was always on... So there was always some connection to American culture, to American music.

Anat Cohen

FamilyHomeMusicCultureAmerican

The entertainment industry is a microcosm of the real world. To be 'othered' within the industry is a reflection of where we have been cast in the outside world, existing in the margins of society for decades witnessing cisgendered, heterosexual whiteness as the clearly defined default to which we must cater.

Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman

ReflectionWorldSocietyOutside

I love the 'Underworld' movies because the vampires aren't automatically evil, yet neither are they basically humans with fangs.

Jeaniene Frost

LoveEvilMoviesBecauseVampires

Occasionally, a young catcher is born with a backup's soul. Bob Montgomery was on the Red Sox opening day roster for the entire 1970s, yet he never had more than 254 at-bats in a season.

Stephen Rodrick

DaySoulRedBornYoungNever

We do a lot of light classical programming with that, too... obviously... a lot of Tchaikovsky music, Grieg, things like that which have become less classical with classical concerts.

Skitch Henderson

MusicLightBecomeProgrammingLike

Like an opera singer, I am able to sing out my song in paint.

Tony Curtis

I AmSongOperaOutSingerPaint

Imagine that you're a gay man, and you're spending all your time with people who believe you are possessed by the devil. Or, in the case of a lot of Ugandans, with people who believe you should be killed. Someone told me once that I'm worse than a dog, I'm the scum of the earth, so for me, it was draining.

Roger Ross Williams

DogTimeManPeopleMeBelieve

To keep your he-man jaw muscles from smashing your precious teeth, the only set you have, the body evolved an automated braking system faster and more sophisticated than anything on a Lexus. The jaw knows its own strength. The faster and more recklessly you close your mouth, the less force the muscles are willing to apply.

Mary Roach

StrengthYouMouthBodyTeethMore

I always believed that you can make challenging films, but they should be fiscally responsible.

Jason Reitman

YouResponsibleAlwaysMakeShould

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