David Sedaris Quotes

I've been keeping a diary for thirty-three years and write in it every morning. Most of it's just whining, but every so often there'll be something I can use later: a joke, a description, a quote. It's an invaluable aid when it comes to winning arguments. 'That's not what you said on February 3, 1996,' I'll say to someone.

David Sedaris

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: writer
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: December 26, 1956

Topics

MorningWinningFebruarySomeoneYou

I've never done an actual Western, and I would love to do that. I've done drama and dark comedy stuff. I've never really done a romantic comedy either. I would do that.

Max Thieriot

LoveRomanticComedyDarkDrama

To be unrecognizable in movies is the biggest compliment that anybody can give you.

Michael Angarano

YouMoviesComplimentGiveAnybody

My dad, Frank Addison Albini, was a terrific shot with a rifle and had generally excellent hunting skills. While my dad loved hunting and fishing, he didn't romanticize them. He was filling the freezer, not intellectualizing some caveman impulse or proving his worth as a real man.

Steve Albini

FishingManLovedReal ManWorth

I think it's actually harder to watch the meet from the media section. You have no control there.

Dominique Dawes

ControlThinkMediaYouMeetWatch

For me, what makes you laugh makes you laugh.

Chevy Chase

MeLaughYouMakes

All of everything we've ever done has been riding on low expectations. 'Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs,' a terrible idea. Doing '21 Jump Street' as a movie is a terrible idea. 'The Lego Movie' sounds like a terrible idea.

Christopher Miller

ChanceExpectationsDoingJumpDone

How could there be any question of acquiring or possessing, when the one thing needful for a man is to become - to be at last, and to die in the fullness of his being.

Antoine de Saint-Exupery

ManDieBecomeQuestionBeingLast

I've got rock 'n' roll in my blood.

William Shatner

BloodRockGotRollRock N Roll

When you walk out in front of an audience of over 70,000 people, you've got to be on your game. They deserve it.

Richie Sambora

WalkPeopleGameYouDeserveOver

Making music is like shopping for me. Every song is like a new pair of shoes.

Rihanna

MusicShoesMeShoppingSongNew

I have been competing against IBM my whole career. It's a good company, with good management and a good team.

Mark V. Hurd

GoodTeamManagementGood Company

I spend a lot of time in our kitchen. I find it the cosiest, friendliest place in the house. It's not something my American upbringing prepared me for, but now that I live in England, it's become very important to me.

Linda McCartney

LiveTimeMeKitchenAmericanHouse

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