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It's a grim business, this being funny. Every time you come up with a strong, satiric idea, the world tops it.

Del Close

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: March 9, 1934 - March 4, 1999

Topics

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I'm hard to pin down. I tend to look different in films.

Joan Allen

LookDownHardDifferentPinTend

If you're telling a story it's always best not to play the ending.

John Hawkes

BestEndingStoryYouPlayAlways

I still get a lot of people coming up to me and recognizing me as Nunez, because 'Community' fans are really hardcore.

Mel Rodriguez

CommunityPeopleMeComingUpFans

My frontal lobe doesn't function well. When I'm out with friends, I typically have a cup of coffee, and that's not good for my sleep. And yet I'll do it again, night after night - 'Oh why did I have that cup of coffee?' I can't stop it because I love it.

May-Britt Moser

LoveGoodCoffeeSleepNightStop

I've noticed women my age and a little younger, anywhere from 35 to 50, saying, 'Who would want to bring kids into a world like this?' Or, 'I don't want to spend my life that way. I want to do my artwork.' And they're very unapologetically stating this.

Mary Gaitskill

LifeWomenAgeWorldSayingMy Life

Today, unless women gain jobs and athletic scholarships commensurate with their percentage of the population, feminists scream discrimination.

Marvin Olasky

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I made $2.58 an hour, and I spent it all on clothes.

Joseph Abboud

ClothesMadeHourSpent

Oh, 1994, April 27. There won't be a day like that ever again. I mean, the sky was blue, with a blueness that had never been there before.

Desmond Tutu

DaySkyBlueNeverAprilMean

No matter how late it is, when I get home, I take the time to clean and moisturize my face.

Demi Moore

HomeTimeFaceLateMatterClean

Criticism pretty much follows anything anyone ever does. So, anytime anyone ever writes a song, plays a show, or does whatever they do, there's going to be a certain amount of criticism because that's kind of what happens.

Chris Cornell

SongCriticismKindAnythingPretty

My tendencies are much more the Henry James thing, where we sit in silence at the table for three minutes, and our whole lives are changed because of a revelation that never quite happens but almost bubbles to the surface.

Claire Messud

SilenceTableThreeMoreNeverSit

I have a very dark sense of humor. I swear. I have a very playful relationship with Jesus.

Anne Lamott

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