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Doug Stanhope Quotes

The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: March 25, 1967

Topics

Marriage Society Place Progressive

Learning is the beginning of wealth. Learning is the beginning of health. Learning is the beginning of spirituality. Searching and learning is where the miracle process all begins.

Motivational Learning Health Process

I am going to do as much as I can do, because I hate to do anything and not give my all.

Hate I Am I Can Anything Going Give

This is what customers pay us for - to sweat all these details so it's easy and pleasant for them to use our computers. We're supposed to be really good at this. That doesn't mean we don't listen to customers, but it's hard for them to tell you what they want when they've never seen anything remotely like it.

Good Computers Details Easy You

For politicians to be honest, the public needs to allow them to be honest, and the media, which mediates between the politicians and the public, needs to allow those politicians to be honest. If local democracy is to flourish, it is about the active and informed engagement of every citizen.

Democracy Media Citizen Active

Everyone wants to be appreciated, so if you appreciate someone, don't keep it a secret.

Appreciate Someone You Secret Keep

The great thing about university is that they incline you to get up and do it, from the Classics to modern plays, to the humor that Monty Pythons made popular.

Great Humor You University Up Get

We study the injustices of history for the same reason that we study genocide, and for the same reason that psychologists study the minds of murderers and rapists... to understand how those evil things came about.

History Evil Understand Minds Study

I do write songs with a political dimension to them sometimes, but I'm always slightly appalled by it when I do.

Political Sometimes Write Always

The advent of cellphones may, in the end, be no more relevant than the ability of laptops to change our written documents into ones using cool new fonts.

Douglas Coupland

Change Cool End New More Ability

My forte is the plotting. You sit down, and you work out a plot.

Work You Down Out Sit Plot

Teachers want to teach you theory, and that's fine, but when it comes to rock and roll, you only need three chords. There's something comforting about that.

Rock And Roll You Three Want Rock

I got tired of asking people to do stuff and waiting on results, so I just took it into my own hands.

Tired Waiting People Hands Results

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