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Doug Stanhope Quotes

I love conspiracy theories. I used to just live on it. You know it's all hype and garbage, but you're still really paranoid afterwards. It's fun entertainment.

Doug Stanhope

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: March 25, 1967

Topics

Love Live Fun You Know Garbage

When I get an idea, I start to write like I was electrically motivated.

Jerry Lewis

Start Write Get Motivated Idea Like

Every time I write a song I feel really lucky and kind of surprised. Not surprised that I wrote it, but just surprised that things exist that you don't know about.

Amos Lee

Time Song Feel You Know Kind

I class myself with Rin Tin Tin. People in the Depression wanted something to cheer them up, and they fell in love with a dog and a little girl.

Shirley Temple

Dog Love Girl Myself Depression Up

Once people come to Australia, they join the team.

Tony Abbott

People Team Australia Come Join

Now the Kids Classic is one of the major fund-raisers for Children's Hospital. Since we started seven years ago, we've raised more than $1 million for the hospital.

Tom Kite

Children Now More Classic Hospital

When we say yes to the grace of God, we are learning how to die.

Joni Eareckson Tada

Learning God Grace Die Say Yes

Connections with other people affect not only the quality of our lives but also our survival.

Dean Ornish

Quality People Connections Survival

I'm not a conservative of any kind.

Christopher Hitchens

Kind Conservative Any

I should have forfeited my own self-respect, and perhaps the good opinion of my countrymen, if I had failed to resent such an injury by calling the offender in question to a personal account.

Preston Brooks

Good Opinion Self-Respect Personal

Obama sought a strategy of accommodating our enemies, even if they weren't so willing to accommodate us.

Pete Hoekstra

Strategy Enemies Us Willing Even

It's incredible, but I think a lot of people it shot over their heads 'cause they're used to just getting images and messing around with them, and for us to do something quite so 'designed' was a bit of a shock.

Sean Booth

People Think Over Used Something Us

I came up the old-fashioned way - tea boy, cutter, focus-puller, cinematographer - but I wasn't myself old-fashioned.

Nicolas Roeg

Myself Tea Boy Way Up Old-Fashioned