Doug Larson Quotes

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

Doug Larson

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As a company itself, Apple is very easy to understand. They're really not a complex company.

John Gruber

EasyAppleUnderstandCompanyVery

I try to find nice chord changes, that's how I love to start, and then I start trying to knock it into a song, knock it into shape.

Jeff Lynne

LoveSongStartTryingFindNice

Second issue is the rapidly accelerating increase in the number of vulnerabilities that get discovered every day. And, equally importantly, is the shortening of time between the discovery of the vulnerability and the release of an exploit.

John W. Thompson

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Long ago, I became more interested in the real world than in make-believe.

Shirley Temple

WorldLongMoreRealReal World

I love the desert and its incomparable sense of space.

Robyn Davidson

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My parents scrimped and saved all their lives, to the point where my mother used a disgusting old oven mitt that was stained and partly patched together with a skirt I made in seventh grade.

Roz Chast

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Here, you can walk into a bookstore and pick up a Bible or Christian literature and learn. Over there, they are lucky if they have one Bible for a whole village.

Michael Scott

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Bad politics make for bad morals.

Joseph Brodsky

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I like being someone else. 'A Prince' is not about me, but I can pretend for the three minutes of the track. It's great being able to do that, 'cos I enjoy telling stories.

Jorja Smith

GreatMeSomeoneEnjoyI CanThree

I know being on a major label is meant to be antiquated, but we're fine with it.

Chris Martin

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The thought of making a movie in which the monsters were the good guys was just financial suicide.

Clive Barker

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Mr. Trump and Mr. Osteen are mirrors of each other. Both enjoy enormous support among evangelicals, yet they lack a command of biblical scripture. Both are among the 1 percent.

Anthea Butler

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