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Demetri Martin Quotes

Usually, my favorite joke is whichever joke I most recently came up with that surprised me the first time I thought of it.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: May 25, 1973

Topics

Time Me Thought First Time First Up

For all the advances in tech that let us try on various guises to play around with who we are, it seems that we just want new ways to be ourselves.

Play New Want Try Us Seems

It is only in the light of the inescapable fact of death that a person can adequately engage and enter upon the mysterious fact of life.

Life Light Death Person Mysterious

The nature of the lost-wax process is that there is no original in the popular sense.

Nature Process Original Sense

What we need is hatred. From it our ideas are born.

Ideas Born Hatred Need Our

My days of being the tardy employee at the record store gave me a cultural and musical understanding that was more unique than if I'd just listened to garbage-y pop on the radio my entire life.

Life Me Understanding Unique Radio

The strongest and most effective force in guaranteeing the long-term maintenance of power is not violence in all the forms deployed by the dominant to control the dominated, but consent in all the forms in which the dominated acquiesce in their own domination.

Power Control Violence Maintenance

The system that had grown up in most states is that wealthy districts with an affluent population can afford to spend a lot more on their public school systems than the poorer districts.

School More Up System Population

I've been, like, 15 my entire life.

Life Been Like Entire Life Entire

I don't like to shop. It creates so much anxiety.

Anxiety Like Much Shop Creates

Once you made that decision to split New Order up, you were like, 'Woo-hoo! I better get out there and get a job.'

Decision Job Better You New Out

People have the right to defend their country from foreign occupiers, and people have the right to defend their country from invaders who are destroying their country.

Norman Finkelstein

People Country Right Defend Who

If people can see you in a film and not realize it's you until the very end, that's exciting to me.

Nolan Gerard Funk

People Me End You Realize See

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