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Demetri Martin Quotes

I do come across people who don't like me, don't like my comedy, don't think it's funny, it's too cutesy, or whatever they hate. And it's like, 'Okay. That's your opinion. Somebody liked it, so that's good.' Hopefully it balances out.

Demetri Martin

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: May 25, 1973

Topics

Funny Good Hate People Me Opinion

I know a lot of kids that if you don't know how to deal with them, you lose them. They don't come ready-made.

Jim Brown

You Lose Know Deal Come Kids

I grew up outside of DC, New York state, and Connecticut.

Jim Coleman

New York New Outside Up State DC

New clothes are a great way to deal after a breakup. A good mix CD also helps you get through it and... you know, 72 hours of ice cream.

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Good Great Clothes You Ice Cream

So it took me five years because in the interim I have been doing a lot of personal appearances and movies and some television series that went into the plumbing and I stopped writing for a while.

Robert Klein

Me Writing Doing Television Personal

Relying exclusively on air power has limits: planes are effective against fixed strategic targets, like petroleum storage, bridges, and command bunkers; but even then, air power rarely succeeds by itself in destroying a regime's ability to command and control its forces.

Michael Ignatieff

Power Control Limits Bridges Ability

In 1992, I critiqued the panic over growing family diversity. My skepticism about the doomsayers has since been proven correct.

Stephanie Coontz

Family Diversity Growing Over Panic

I know one author whose royalty income has been halved from £34,000 a year to £16,000.

Tony Bradman

Royalty Year Know Income Been Whose

The world isn't fast-paced, it's frenetic. People have to be managers of themselves. Time has been managing itself for 15 billion years; we have to manage ourselves in the context of time.

Tony Buzan

Time People World Years Context

I did an instrumental jazz album. That was my first album.

Tom Curren

Jazz First Instrumental Did Album

I'm not interested in worrying in if I make people uncomfortable. I'm interested in stopping women and children dying - that's what I'm interested in.

Rose McGowan

Women Children People Uncomfortable

I always try to do a bit more than I am asked.

Roberto Firmino

I Am Try More Always Than Am

The dirty little secret on Wall Street: Eighty percent of the Wall Street executives' and their spouses' donations go to Democrats. It's like they've got some kind of little sweet deal, where we'll call you fat cats and demean you and stuff, but you will get richer than your wildest dreams.

Louie Gohmert

Dreams Cats Sweet Fat You Wall