Demetri Martin Quotes

It feels like every day or two, people on Twitter and the Internet are outraged about something.

Demetri Martin

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Martin Luther King was a misguided leader. He worked to be recognized as the leader of black America when what black America needs isn't a leader, it is education.

Jim Brown

EducationLeaderKingBlackAmerica

There's a beauty to wisdom and experience that cannot be faked. It's impossible to be mature without having lived.

Amy Grant

BeautyWisdomExperienceImpossible

I ran a 'loan modification machine.'

Steve Mnuchin

LoanMachineModificationRan

I've actually never been taken on a date in my whole life.

Sienna Miller

LifeNeverWholeDateBeenTaken

But how carve way i' the life that lies before, If bent on groaning ever for the past?

Robert Browning

LifePastWayLiesHowBefore

I believe in the importance of sincerity and emotion and honesty in TV, even when it's goofy comedy.

Michael Schur

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I think that anybody that smiles automatically looks better.

Diane Lane

SmileThinkBetterLooksSmiles

Life shouldn't be printed on dollar bills.

Clifford Odets

LifeDollarBillsPrinted

Most people ask for happiness on condition. Happiness can only be felt if you don't set any condition.

Arthur Rubinstein

HappinessPeopleYouAskOnlyMost

With social media and all the new technology, there's just more interfaces around and reminders to constantly be working on our body.

Petra Collins

TechnologySocial MediaMediaBody

I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano.

Norman Wisdom

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The Declaration of Independence was always our vision of who we wanted to be, our ideal of freedom and justice, how we were going to be different, and what the American experiment was going to be about.

Marian Wright Edelman

FreedomVisionJusticeIndependence

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