Demetri Martin Quotes

I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.

Demetri Martin

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Today, public companies don't like the idea of conglomerates. People want to buy something in which they know where they are putting their money - into the food business or the oil and gas business. They don't want to put their money into a hodge-podge as a general rule.

Jim Pattison

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We need punk now; we need it more than ever. We need rebellion by youth.

John Cameron Mitchell

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I can't forget the scene in 'My Night at Maud's' when the very pious engineer in the business suit decides to sit on Maud's bed while she is lying under the covers with only a T-shirt on, determined to seduce him.

Andre Aciman

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My mother was very protective of her four boys.

Maurice Saatchi

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I don't think I was a fine game coach. I'm trying to be honest. I think I was a good practice coach.

John Wooden

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Remember, science fiction's always been the kind of first level alert to think about things to come. It's easier for an audience to take warnings from sci-fi without feeling that we're preaching to them. Every science fiction movie I have ever seen, any one that's worth its weight in celluloid, warns us about things that ultimately come true.

Steven Spielberg

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Rather than waiting for future trials to determine rules that will impact every citizen, Congress should step in and write a law that takes every American's rights into consideration.

Ron Wyden

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Let's talk about the Gas Company because this is my favorite job.

Minoru Yamasaki

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I never wanted to be a bombshell; I wanted to be an actor. I would much prefer to be a woman than a man, but if I was a dude, maybe I'd have Johnny Depp's island because women in this industry after a certain age definitely don't get to do 'Pirates of the Caribbean.'

Lori Petty

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I've been known to create clothes that are very formfitting and feminine.

Jason Wu

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I talk to people of different ages, and a guy who's 38 who says, 'I could've played Major League Baseball, but I had this knee injury...' Yeah, probably not. It's a big thing with men and sports, where they think they could have touched that thing.

Christopher Guest

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I've always been a huge Eric Church fan. I'll never forget being in college listening to his first album and how much it inspired to write my own music.

Cole Swindell

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