Demetri Martin Quotes

Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat it's not as enjoyable; that's survival.

Demetri Martin

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RomanticFunBoatSurvivalYouLike

I have an English identity and a French identity. When I'm in France, I'm more outgoing. And the French part of me cooks, whereas the English part of me writes.

Joanne Harris

IdentityMeMoreEnglishFrance

Hollywood has given me a great, warm hug.

John Boyega

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I know everybody says that their bride was the 'most beautiful in the world.' They're wrong. I win.

Steven Crowder

BeautifulWinWorldBrideWrong

Ignorance is not innocence but sin.

Robert Browning

IgnoranceInnocenceSin

It's not such a bad thing to bring some naive optimism to Washington.

Rod Lurie

OptimismBadWashingtonNaiveBring

I was born to be champion of the world.

Roberto Duran

WorldChampionBornI Was Born

Time makes friendship stronger, but love weaker.

Jean de la Bruyere

FriendshipLoveTimeStrongerWeaker

I've been one of those people that hold on to a little bit more stress than others. People take certain situations a little bit differently.

Jason Day

StressPeopleOthersMoreLittle

At first I had some idea that the absence of color made the work more physical. Early on I was very involved with the notion of the painting as an object and tended to attack that idea from different directions.

Jasper Johns

WorkPaintingColorEarlyFirst

We should be able to support our own economy within our own borders.

Dennis Weaver

SupportBordersEconomyWithinOwn

New content online no longer requires new stories or information, just new ways of linking things to other things. Or as the social networks might put it to you, 'Jane is now friends with Tom.' The connection has been made; the picture is getting more complete.

Douglas Rushkoff

PictureFriendsYouInformationNew

What is uttered is finished and done with.

Thomas Mann

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