Demetri Martin Quotes

I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.

Demetri Martin

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I just kind of opened up and said, 'I feel like a rag doll. I have hair and makeup people coming to my house every day and putting me in new, uncomfortable, weird dresses and expensive shoes, and I just shut down and raise my arms up for them to get the dress on, and pout my lips when they need to put the lipstick on.'

Jennifer Lawrence

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Falling in love with God is the most important thing a person can do.

John Eldredge

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France and Britain have large culinary differences, but one thing they do share is a relatively low tolerance for modernist cooking.

John Lanchester

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I have a family. I'm married. I'm very, very happy.

Robert Schwentke

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There's that rule, don't work with kids and animals. There's a reason for that!

Jeffrey Dean Morgan

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I suffer from anxiety attacks a lot.

Amanda Seyfried

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For some people, I will be Forrest Gump for the rest of my life. But that's OK; that's a good thing.

Tom Hanks

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I was given a thick paperback copy of the 'Guinness Book of Records' when I was 11 years old, and I read it gluttonously, cover to cover, paying special lip-smacking attention to all the incredibly gruesome chapters about the violence of human history.

Russell Smith

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In the future, IKEA will become an ever more spiritual sanctuary. In the future, your dream life will increasingly look like Google street view. Everyone will be feeling the same way as you, and there's some comfort to be found there.

Douglas Coupland

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The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering.

Bruce Lee

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When I wanted to audition for a dinner-theater junior troupe in my hometown, I needed to have a piece of musical theater music to sing. I wasn't sure what I wanted to use. My mom and dad suggested that I sing 'Edelweiss' because I knew it from the music box.

Audra McDonald

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Improvement of civic facilities is among our priorities, and for this purpose, education, health, infrastructure and transport sectors are being improved through revolutionary steps. Citizens will benefit from all these projects, and their living standard will be raised.

Shehbaz Sharif

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