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Demetri Martin Quotes

I was student council president in high school, and even in law school, I was vice-president of the student bar association.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: May 25, 1973

Topics

School Law High School Student High

I busted out of the place in a hurry and went to a saloon and drank beer and said that for the rest of my life I'd never take a job in a place where you couldn't throw cigarette butts on the floor. I was hooked on this writing for newspapers and magazines.

Life Job Beer Writing Rest My Life

When you're dead weight, in the right position, you win. And in reality, you wouldn't see someone my size kicking seven martial arts experts and winning.

Win Winning Reality Someone You See

I'd rather see what young people are going through than see things explode.

People Young Young People See Going

My habit of glorifying things far away in space and time, also contributed to my social isolation.

Time Habit Space Isolation Far Away

Reagan is the Republican FDR, an exemplar of presidential greatness.

Greatness Republican FDR Presidential

In order for President Obama, Hillary Clinton, and Joe Biden to be moderates, they just have to present themselves between the extremes of Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul's isolationism and Florida Sen. Marco Rubio's hawkishness - the difference between living in a cave or conducting ourselves so that we're in need of one.

Present Living Cave Need Florida

I adore children. If I weren't an actor, I would be a teacher or work with small children in some way. I feel happy in their company.

Work Children Teacher Happy Small

In my junior high and high school days, I would just pick up a mower and go mow the neighbor's grass and make an extra 30 bucks.

School High School School Days Go Up

My life is an awkward visit from the kids table.

Life My Life Table Awkward Kids

I came from the South Side of Chicago wanting to be a rap artist and make videos.

Artist Chicago Side Rap Videos Make

You've got to be fine with who you are.

You Got Fine Who

I've always hated the term 'alternative'; I only use it because when I say it, people know what I'm talking about. I always thought it was weird when guys like myself or Patton Oswalt or Dana Gould, these older guys, were called 'alternative' comedy.

Myself People Thought Weird Talking

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