Home
Topics
Authors
:
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z

Demetri Martin Quotes

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: May 25, 1973

Topics

Funny Puzzle You Go Outside Finish

I was really lucky about two things about my life as a kid: I had awesome parents, and I had awesome peers.

Life Parents My Life Lucky Kid Two

The stakeholder approach to business sees integration rather than separation, and sees how things fit together.

Business Together Separation Things

My main teachers were my father and my mother and my brother.

Father Mother Brother Teachers Main

I got into writing and thinking about politics because I was told there would be no math.

Jeff Greenfield

Politics Writing Thinking Because

I wish you could make money and people never saw what you did. Then you could relax and not care about how bad you are.

Money People Relax Care Wish You

Sometimes I understand how Bruce Wayne feels. When you take down a terrorist or something, there's always six guys to take their place. Everyone is Hydra. But you still have to do it.

You Down Place Sometimes Understand

I remember the first time I went out on the street to shoot pictures. I was in downtown Philadelphia, and I just took a walk and started making contact with people and photographing them, and I thought, 'I love this. This is what I want to do forever.' There was never another question.

Mary Ellen Mark

Love Time Walk People Thought Want

The reason people turn to supernatural explanations is that the mind abhors a vacuum of explanation. Because we do not yet have a fully natural explanation for mind and consciousness, people turn to supernatural explanations to fill the void.

Michael Shermer

People Mind Reason Vacuum Turn Void

The last really expensive trip we took was so uncomfortable. It's so lazy. I want somebody to give me a great $30 massage as opposed to a bad $265 massage.

Great Me Uncomfortable Bad Want

I read all the time. People ask, 'Do you read while you work?' And I say, 'I better.' I take two or three years to finish one of my enormous books, and I can't go that long without reading.

Work Time People Reading Better You

Say not always what you know, but always know what you say.

You Know Say Always

I always try to have a positive and warm intention that is not about me. It is easy to make everything about yourself. But you take the weight off when we make it about the audience. It's about the joy you can bring to somebody else instead of the joy that you get from doing it.

Annaleigh Ashford

Positive Yourself Joy Me Warm Doing

Copyright © 2024 QuotesDict Quote by Demetri Martin