My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.
Demetri Martin
Recitation: by Male by Female
We have a big appetite for putting people down but, at the heart of everyone, there's enough room for all of us to succeed.
Matthew McConaughey
HeartPeopleSucceedEnoughDownUs
People will visit Mars, they will settle mars, and we should because it's cool.
Jeff Bezos
PeopleCoolSettleWillMarsVisit
Just do the best you can. No one can do more than that.
John Wooden
BestYouMoreJustThan
The only respect you should have is the one you earn.
Stellan Skarsgard
RespectYouEarnOnlyShould
Depression isn't about, 'Woe is me, my life is this, that and the other', it's like having the worst flu all day that you just can't kick.
Robbie Williams
LifeDepressionDayMeMy LifeYou
I really want to disappear, grow a beard, not talk to anyone, not make any friends... I just want to disappear and study.
Rivers Cuomo
BeardGrowFriendsWantTalkStudy
I feel like I'm a realized artist, but hey, the good news is I can get better, and I'm going to continue to aim for that.
Rodney Crowell
GoodBetterFeelArtistI CanNews
There were times at the start of it all when I would be standing, terrified, in front of the cameras and people I considered 'real' actors. I had no idea what was happening, what the guy with the clipboard did, or if people in the studio were looking at me because it was their job to look at me or because they thought I was making a mess of things.
Rory McCann
JobPeopleMeLookingStartThought
Rereading A.J. Liebling carries me happily back to an age when all good journalists knew they had plenty to be modest about, and were.
Russell Baker
GoodAgeMeBackModestKnew
We can choose a leader who will fight every day to make America great again.
Mike Pence
LeaderGreatDayFightChooseWill
I'd never really considered doing young-adult novels, but one of the things that a friend pointed out to me is that I've actually had a teenage character in almost every adult novel that I've written.
Michelle Gagnon
FriendCharacterMeDoingNeverOut
My wife is my favorite person I've ever met in my 40 years on the planet, and I'm sure she would agree that patience is not her strongest characteristic. I don't know that golf would be the game for her.
Mike Greenberg
PatienceWifeGameGolfPersonKnow
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