Demetri Martin Quotes

I was walking in the park and this guy waved at me. Then he said, 'I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.' I said, 'I am.'

Demetri Martin

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I'm so impatient. I can't even stand waiting for a cab, and I'm always early for everything. In training, it means I want to run my personal best every session - but it takes time.

Jessica Ennis-Hill

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My favorite way to do business is the Landmark Education Forum.

Andrew Cherng

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Don't you know by now, luck don't lead to anything or why you keep on moving.

Steve Winwood

LuckMovingYouKnowNowWhy

The more dependent you are, the more ignorant you must be, and that's how they want you.

Rush Limbaugh

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I did think for many, many years that because of my ability I could beat the system. And I was wrong.

Mickey Rourke

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To be able to make a living doing what I love is truly a gift, and I'm thankful for that every day.

Mike McCready

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I've met people of great faith. I sat in the home of Billy Graham and in the residence of Cardinal Dolan and prayed with these men of God.

Mitt Romney

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Science is based on the possibility of objectivity, on the possibility of different people checking out for themselves the observations made by others. Without that possibility, there is no empirical principle capable of deciding between different arguments and theories.

Jose Padilha

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The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires, is like cutting off our feet when we want shoes.

Jonathan Swift

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I was always kind of serious. It's nice to be able to play a complete bad boy who's the polar opposite to who I am.

Colin O'Donoghue

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Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those the art of living well.

Aristotle

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Being a grown-up woman doesn't mean you can't look beautiful, individual and different.

Twiggy

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