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Demetri Martin Quotes

A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: May 25, 1973

Topics

People Me Garbage Candy Need Hard

The Swedish winters and summers hold the most enduring memories for me. Now, when I am back in Stockholm in November, it is difficult to imagine being able to ski to school. I think that is a tragedy.

Memories School I Am Me Think Back

Remember, man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up.

John C. Maxwell

Live Alone Man Remember Sometimes

Actually I was born in 1940 in Blackpool because my family lived in Manchester but Manchester was being bombed. So my mother was sent away to Blackpool to have me and then went back; so I lived my first eighteen years in Manchester and then emigrated to the States when I was eighteen.

Family Mother Me Back Born First

Marco Antonio Barrera and Erik Morales are the guys I want to base myself on. They fight with their whole heart and with such work-rate. They just don't stop punching. I want to be like that - never boring.

Heart Myself Fight Stop Want Boring

When you have the ball in your hand, you're the most important guy in the whole organization.

Organization You Important Hand Ball

I love cooking - I make dinner pretty much every night.

Love Cooking Dinner Night Pretty

Always make sure your heart is bigger than your head.

Heart Always Head Bigger Sure Your

I agree that it is not just the extremists who harbor bad thoughts or engage in bad acts, but they are usually the source of the polarization and try to keep education and communication of the main stream from moving forward.

Education Communication Moving Forward

Beautiful sentences pop into my head. Beautiful sentences that aren't always absolutely accurate. Then, I have to choose between the beautiful sentence and being absolutely accurate. It can be a difficult choice.

Christopher Hitchens

Beautiful Choose Choice Difficult

I would be Sassy Spice.

Spice Sassy Would

The most that somebody in Mexico City will get paid for a job in construction is 100 pesos a day.

Alma Guillermoprieto

Day Job City Construction Will Paid

Touring can be repetitive at times.

Alison Mosshart

Touring Repetitive Times

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