Demetri Martin Quotes

Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.

Demetri Martin

Recitation: by Male by Female

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FunSwimmingDieYouSometimesSure

Thankfully now, through the merciful hand of God, I do perceive and have been fully reinformed of his omnipotence. It is truly a love supreme.

John Coltrane

LoveGodNowHandThroughBeen

Malala Yousafzai is all of our daughter, like Iqbal Masih who was all of our son.

Megan Smith

SonDaughterWhoLikeOur

Walt understood all of those things, and even common things about people. For instance: Usually you get your idea of what kind of day it is by looking at the horizon, because the horizon is your eye level. So what Walt did is to eliminate the horizon.

John Hench

DayPeopleLookingEyeHorizonYou

I'm definitely working class, and I still believe in those values. I know that losing everything would not be an unfamiliar feeling. Meaning, if you don't have it anymore, you didn't have it to begin with.

John Travolta

LosingBelieveMeaningYouValues

I don't go into rehearsal for a production unless I've figured everything out.

Stephen Karam

GoEverythingOutProductionUnless

I originally wanted to go into sports, but my first concert was KISS at the shooting of 'KISS Meets The Phantom Of The Park.' The minute I saw Gene and Paul... it was all over. I knew that's what I wanted to do.

Steven Adler

SportsKissGoFirstOverPark

There is one universal sex law: Sex shall not be unregulated.

Robert Anton Wilson

LawSexUniversalShall

Just ask the local people for the best food. Don't rely on a guidebook.

Masaharu Morimoto

FoodBestPeopleAskJustRely

The answer was that in Burundi, having a clean bill of health has taken on a very particular meaning: unless and until you have paid for your hospital treatment, you simply can't leave, you are in effect a captive.

Rowan Williams

HealthMeaningYouCleanHospital

One of the things you realize when you have a health crisis in your immediate family is that life does not stop so that you can go through that experience.

Jason Katims

LifeFamilyHealthExperienceYou

It's very strange to become a character: the lines get blurred, and you start to sort of, I don't know, take it home too much?

Jonny Lee Miller

HomeCharacterStartYouToo Much

I'm always changing my style.

Cliff Chiang

StyleAlwaysChanging

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