The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
Dennis Miller
Recitation: by Male by Female
It is not necessary, nor appropriate, to sow dissent and misrepresent employees or constantly to threaten industrial action.
Jim Ratcliffe
ActionEmployeesIndustrialDissent
I've been into guns ever since I was a little kid, and the ones that fascinate me most are the black powder guns that people used back in the 17 and 1800s.
Joe Perry
PeopleMeBlackBackKidGuns
I decided to run for governor because I got mad... I want to make government more directly accountable to the people.
Jesse Ventura
GovernmentPeopleMadWantRunMore
I am a terrible sleeper.
Matt Smith
I AmTerribleAmSleeper
People don't know that New York really is just made up of a group of very small neighborhoods.
Ann Richards
New YorkPeopleSmallNewKnowUp
Tobacco smoke contains chemicals that weaken the body's immune system, making it more susceptible to disease and handicapping its ability to destroy cancer cells.
Michael Greger
BodySmokeMoreAbilitySystem
The problem of end-to-end encryption isn't just a terrorism issue.
Tom Cotton
ProblemTerrorismJustEncryption
And conservatives know that if you reject these principles of limited government and urge others to reject them you can be my ally, you can be my friend but you cannot call yourself a conservative.
Mike Pence
FriendYourselfGovernmentYouKnow
Oh, my parents never cracked a book, just newspapers.
Lloyd Alexander
ParentsBookNeverJustNewspapers
The road to success and the road to failure are almost exactly the same.
Colin R. Davis
SuccessFailureRoadSameAlmost
Let me tell you the truth: I'm 45 years old. I never thought that I would live to see a black president.
Coolio
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When a big company lays you off, they often give you a year's salary to 'go pursue a dream.' If you're stupid, you panic and get another job. If you're smart, you take the money and use the time to figure out what you want to do next.
Bruce Schneier
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