Dennis Miller Quotes

A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

Dennis Miller

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PoliceFatYouRunMoreStudy

I cannot be thought to be afraid of Bill O'Reilly or anybody.

Maxine Waters

ThoughtAfraidCannotAnybodyBill

When our bodies are sick and people extend their sympathy, bring us soup, offer up solutions. When our minds are sick, people tend to shy away from you, be afraid, or call you outright crazy. I'm fascinated by the way society and individuals view mental illness, and most of my shorts comment on that.

Anna Akana

PeopleCrazySympathySocietySick

I don't even correct people when they mispronounce my name now.

Ann Beattie

PeopleNameNowEvenCorrect

Well, I have also believed in empowering the individual and believe there is a degree of inertia in big government that hampers the ability to respond to a rapidly evolving crisis.

Michael C. Burgess

GovernmentBelieveCrisisAbility

Behold, my friends, the spring is come; the earth has gladly received the embraces of the sun, and we shall soon see the results of their love!

Sitting Bull

LoveGardeningSunSpringFriends

People tend to not forgo purchasing a cellphone. In many places in the world, the first time they get on the Internet is through a cellphone. Pretty significant economic push, particularly in the emerging market.

Steve Mollenkopf

TimePeopleWorldInternetPush

I've got to like myself, I think, through my relationship with Sting, who pours love over me.

Trudie Styler

LoveRelationshipMyselfMeThink

Most fighters are nervous before they go out there. Nervousness makes the body tight. I don't like that. I want to fight with a normal feeling. That's why I move the fingers, shoulders, everything. I try to move like spaghetti.

Shinsuke Nakamura

FightBodyFeelingGoWantNervous

I have to be extra careful, but I'm never going to change the way I play.

Diego Costa

ChangePlayWayNeverGoingExtra

I've found that if I tell somebody 'Eat this and don't do that,' it's not only not helpful, it's counterproductive because even more than being healthy, we want to feel free and in control, and as soon as somebody tells us to do something, there's a tendency to do just the opposite.

Dean Ornish

ControlFreeFeelHealthyWantMore

I know, it's true. I've played these tortured teenagers. I can't wait to shed that image.

Claire Danes

WaitKnowTrueImageTeenagersShed

What I do is just go over and over and over my lines and learn the script so well that I can just be easy and relaxed. That's the way I always work.

Anthony Hopkins

WorkLearnEasyI CanGoWay

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