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Dennis Miller Quotes

The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 3, 1953

Topics

Life Death Country Death Penalty Way

Sex is a slotmachine.

John Dos Passos

It pleases me that people can be interactive.

People Me Interactive Pleases

I deleted all the games from my computer. I spent days trawling the Internet. I started slowly.

Internet Games Days Started Slowly

I'm not boring to be around. Something will always happen.

Boring Will Always Happen Something

I approach everything as chamber music. Even with Beethoven symphonies, I lead from the violin and basically encourage the orchestra to think of it as a giant string quartet.

Music Think Violin Lead Everything

UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

Simple Simplicity Genius You System

I had my first girlfriend at 15. Life was difficult then.

Life Difficult First Girlfriend Then

Play is play, fun is fun, and work is work. They're different. I work hard; even if it's supposed to be fun for someone else, it's work for me.

Work Fun Me Work Hard Someone Play

We must wait for the official history of the Chinese Revolution to record in greater detail the invaluable work of our Japanese friends.

Work History Wait Detail Revolution

There are two chief responsibilities of the Secretary's office. One is to run the elections in the State of Connecticut to make sure they run fairly and efficiently because the Secretary is the chief election official. The Secretary of the State is also the chief business registrar for the State of Connecticut.

Susan Bysiewicz

Business Election Run Office Two

I've spent a good part of my life in Silicon Valley, California, and I really like that place.

Life Good My Life Place California

One thing I always tell players is that there are three bad things: Nothing good happens after midnight, nothing good happens when you're around guns unless you're going hunting, and you don't want to mess around with women that you don't know because a lot of times, bad things happen.

Good Women You Bad Things Happen

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