Johnny Depp Quotes

I detest jokes - when somebody tells me one, I feel my IQ dropping; the brain cells start to disappear. But something is funny when the person delivering the line doesn't know it's funny or doesn't treat it as a joke. Maybe it comes from a place of truth, or it's a sort of rage against society.

Johnny Depp

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: June 9, 1963

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When I was a young lady, I never fantasized about getting married.

Jessica Williams

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All I know is that once you have children, you put them before anything you're feeling or going through. Today, my daughter walked into the room and I said, 'I love you, baby,' and she said, 'Well, I don't like you,' and I said to my wife, 'The meaner she is to me, the more I love her.'

Jeremy Sisto

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Food is meant to be used as fuel for our bodies. If you're using it for any other reasons, take a step back and ask yourself, 'What's up.'

Jennifer Hudson

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The enemy of the conventional wisdom is not ideas but the march of events.

John Kenneth Galbraith

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I always wrote poetry and stuff like that, so putting songs together wasn't that spectacular.

Amy Winehouse

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I don't really leave the house.

Sia

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You've got to have one of those guys on your ball club that, when you have runners on scoring position, you know that guy is going to drive the ball and put the ball in play and pick them up.

Rod Carew

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Creating sounds together with other musicians is something I've always liked doing.

Roscoe Mitchell

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'Religion,' I should note, has a disputed etymology in Latin: some say it's from 'relegere,' meaning 'to reread', while others say it's from religare, meaning 'to connect' or 'link.' Literature is life's fastener.

Joshua Cohen

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Nothing is ever the same as they said it was.

Diane Arbus

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Fashion Week is like Christmas.

Brad Goreski

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ISIS filled the vacuum in Iraq and Syria created by a lack of effective governance.

Pete Hoekstra

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