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Jon Stewart Quotes

Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: entertainer
Nationality: american
Birth: November 28, 1962

Topics

Day Year You Earth Will Get

Yeah, I did some small parts in high school and the first year of college and then fairly soon thereafter I settled into the backstage scenery, and then at the University of Maryland I was doing posters for their productions.

School College Small Scenery Year

I think my mom and dad both wanted to get across to me that... I obviously grew up with great privilege and was very lucky and was able to afford college and not have student loans, and they would pay for college, but beyond that, it would be up to me to make a living.

Anderson Cooper

Great College Me Mom Think Living

I chose to stay with tennis and they didn't understand that at the school.

School Understand Tennis Stay Chose

I just knew that I wanted world domination. I knew that with anything I do, I want to be the greatest. That entails being great everywhere. Not just in America - everywhere.

Great World America Want Anything

I usually say I did the best I could with what I had. I have no major regrets.

Stokely Carmichael

Best Say Regrets Did Major Could

I practice going backward all the time.

Time Practice Going Backward

Mum was an amazing parent and my best pal. The tragedy of it, really, was that she died from breast cancer just as I was becoming a man, aged 17, and we were just starting to speak as adults. She was snatched away, and it felt cruel. She made me laugh.

Best Man Amazing Me Speak Laugh

I am not afraid to play Latin roles - that was a big part of my life.

Life I Am My Life Play Afraid Big

I don't think that there's anything that we shouldn't be allowed to photograph, really, unless there's something that's really deeply harmful to the subject in the photograph.

Think Photograph Anything Something

Talk radio has almost ruined the sports fan.

Sports Talk Radio Sports Fan Almost

Programmers have been wandering out and shooting a shotgun into the night sky and hoping they hit something, and I end up paying $150 for channels full of nothing I want to watch.

Sky Night End Want Nothing Channels

The number one job for me is to make people laugh. If I can also make people think, then that's a cool thing.

Job People Me Cool Think Laugh

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