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Jon Stewart Quotes

There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!

Jon Stewart

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: entertainer
Nationality: american
Birth: November 28, 1962

Topics

Live Heart Hell Comedy You Fix

Everybody has a gun in their car in Detroit.

Jim Harrison

Car Gun Detroit Everybody

If you're disabled, and you're trying to achieve your dreams, accept the fact right now that you have to work 500 times more than the average bear next to you. Stop bucking for sympathy, put on your titanium legs, and run.

Maysoon Zayid

Work Dreams Your Dreams Sympathy You

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers.

Robert Green Ingersoll

Hope Flowers Bee Honey Without Only

I'm someone who is very supportive of us eliminating all discrimination.

Angela Merkel

Someone Discrimination Us Who Very

Everything Ticketmaster stands for is what we're fighting against. They're just a small cog in a machine where the artist is at the bottom.

Jeff Ament

Small Fighting Artist Everything Cog

They have some pretty tough gun laws in Japan, as they do in any other civilized country in the world, and they're not killing each other off with firearms. You have very violent films in Europe, yet it's not causing the mayhem we see in our streets routinely here.

Michael D. Barnes

World Tough Gun You Country See

As the evening progressed, Scott said that he was looking forward to settling down, but that he hadn't yet found the right person. The way he looked at me when he said that made me feel he might be wondering whether I was that person.

Amber Frey

Me Looking Forward Right Person Feel

The harmonica is a great instrument.

Toots Thielemans

Great Instrument Harmonica

People have these ideas about comic books and their adaptations as flashy and sort of surface-y, broad-strokes-type projects, but they're not, really.

Ruth Negga

People Ideas Books Comic About Sort

As we grow, we learn to handle situations differently than we normally would.

Joyner Lucas

Grow Learn Handle Would Differently

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

Christopher Morley

Good Communication Learn Listen Rule

I have a group of cafes and coffee shops that I go to regularly. They usually have an area where I can plug in my computer and have a corner seat where I can do a couple hours of writing or whatever, even the noise of the surrounding people walking by. Those things are the things that stimulate me into writing.

Bong Joon-ho

Coffee People Me Writing Walking Go