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Jon Stewart Quotes

Why is it that if you take advantage of a corporate tax break you're a smart businessman, but if you take advantage of something so you don't go hungry, you're a moocher?

Jon Stewart

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: entertainer
Nationality: american
Birth: November 28, 1962

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Smart You Tax Go Why Take Advantage

Certainly after '21' I was getting the opportunity to make a lot of money.

Jim Sturgess

Opportunity Money Make Getting After

Throwing a ball is not natural, whether it's overhand or underhand.

Jennie Finch

Ball Natural Throwing Whether

I made money. What am I gonna invest in? Stocks? No. I'm going to invest in music.

Melissa Auf der Maur

Music Money Going Invest Made Am

One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.

Jeffrey Bernard

Horse Stop Way Him Bet One Way

The 'modern' air-traffic-control system, and the FAA itself, was created in the aftermath of one of the most dramatic commercial midair bashes, way back in 1956.

Jeanne Marie Laskas

Back Way System Modern Dramatic

So, my sweetheart back home writes to me and wants to know what this gal in Bombay's got that she hasn't got. So I just write back to her and says, Nothin', honey. Only she's got it here.

Alvah Bessie

Home Me Honey Back Know She

I could make records at home in a vacuum, but that is not the situation. I'm just taking it one phase at a time.

Tracy Chapman

Home Time Situation Vacuum Just

It's the basic rule of musicals: Characters sing when their emotions become so intense that they can't do anything else.

Tom Kitt

Emotions Become Anything Rule Sing

Before you can write a novel you have to have a number of ideas that come together. One idea is not enough.

Joyce Carol Oates

Together Ideas Enough You Write

I think as far as I've been able to understand from my friends that I went to college with and things like that is that it almost seems like Russian Roulette when you're coming out of the closet to your parents.

Jason Ritter

Parents College Think Friends You

I can't tell you the thrill and joy of when I was cast in my first Broadway show. Granted, it was 'Starlight Express' and it was exhausting, but it was my first time on Broadway, and there was nothing like it.

Bryan Batt

Time Joy You Nothing First Time

It's not my place to compare myself to greats like Tyson, Frazier or men like that. But I would look at a fighter like Evander Holyfield. He's a great heavyweight who worked his way up through the weight classes to become champion and had to beat bigger men along the way.

Wladimir Klitschko

Great Myself Men Champion Look Way