Jon Stewart Quotes

There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people. There are people that argue on the web for hours about who their favorite character on 'Friends' is.

Jon Stewart

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I believe in the philosophy of turning the other cheek.

Adnan Sami

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Growing up, my brother and I were begging for attention.

Jeremy London

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I guess we'd be living in a boring, perfect world if everybody wished everybody else well.

Jennifer Aniston

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There are some beautiful creatures in the ocean that seem very alien at the same time.

Jeff Vandermeer

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I used to be on the Lincoln City Council. You learn that there's never enough money for all of the police officers and fire-fighting apparatus you'd like to have.

Jeff Fortenberry

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Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and no theories.

John Wilmot

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Many writers, including myself, have detailed how irresponsible government actions slow economic recoveries. Similar behavior by individuals impedes growth, too. If you can't find someone reliable to do a deal with, you simply don't do the deal at all.

Amity Shlaes

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When you win a Grammy, it links a certain prestige and importance to you, you know? People want to talk to you.

Stanley Clarke

PeopleWinYouKnowWantTalk

There was an inquiry just last week about the new Bette Midler show, and I just didn't want to do that.

Robert Urich

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You've got to understand when a collaborator isn't satisfied anymore.

Martin Scorsese

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Increased business sales would almost certainly raise the productive capacity of the economy by encouraging additional capital spending, especially if accompanied by reduced uncertainty about future prospects.

Janet Yellen

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Every large brand has franchisees and stores that don't make it. It's unfortunate, and Cold Stone did everything it could to support its franchisees, but some failure rate is part of the business.

Doug Ducey

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