Jon Stewart Quotes

We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea.

Jon Stewart

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LookingGunPotentialProblemBeen

One of the ideas I've clung to most of my life is that if I just try hard enough it will work out.

Meghan O'Rourke

LifeWorkIdeasMy LifeEnoughTry

There has been, and there will continue to be, vigorous discussions about race in America. I worry that little will come of these discussions because we aren't addressing what must be done to change the current racial climate.

Roxane Gay

ChangeAmericaWorryDoneWillRace

I was invited to a couple of races, but I was doing a play in New York.

Josh Brolin

New YorkDoingPlayNewInvited

If what distinguishes us from other species is speech, then poetry, which is the supreme linguistic operation, is our anthropological - indeed, genetic - goal.

Joseph Brodsky

PoetrySpeechGoalUsGeneticOur

Scripture is not inerrant; believers are called to interpret biblical texts in light of tradition and reason.

Jon Meacham

LightTraditionReasonInterpret

I'm just a little artsy-fartsy computer dude.

Deadmau5

LittleJustComputerDude

Instagram. Pictures. Lots of pictures! I don't really care to read everyone's thoughts.

Christina Milian

ThoughtsCarePicturesEveryoneRead

I work very deliberately, with a plan. But sometimes I come to a point that I planned as the end and it needs softening. Ending a novel is almost like putting a child to sleep - it can't be done abruptly.

Colm Toibin

WorkSleepChildEndingEndPlan

Honesty is the quality I value most in a friend. Not bluntness, but honesty with compassion.

Brooke Shields

FriendHonestyQualityCompassion

There's been a lot of speculation about every single girl I'm with and it actually does quite irritate me after a while, more so because it's a complete pain for the girls.

Prince William

GirlPainMeMoreSingleComplete

Many Republicans have what I call a 'tax-cut syndrome' where they have never seen a tax cut they didn't really like and didn't see a tax increase they didn't hate and do everything they could to block.

Peter George Peterson

HateTaxNeverEverythingSeeSeen

I've always considered myself the best and the top. I never considered that I was out of it.

Serena Williams

MyselfBestNeverTopAlwaysOut

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