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Jon Stewart Quotes

I'm thrilled to be asked to host the Academy Awards for the second time because, as they say, the third time's a charm.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: entertainer
Nationality: american
Birth: November 28, 1962

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Time Say Awards They Say Charm Host

If people don't invest into new manufacturing, renewable energy, new health-care technology - these are our revenues and our bookings.

Technology People Energy New Invest

Elvis was incredibly cooperative. He would try anything. He wasn't a diva, no prima donna. When it came to work, he was a workhorse.

Work Try Diva Anything Would He

You see a moral in them? Do we have morals?

Morals You Moral See Them

I'd much rather turn down a starring role in a bad picture and do a small role in a very good picture.

Good Small Picture Bad Down Turn

The Patriot Act is essential to our continued success in the war on terror here at home.

Success Home War Patriot Act Here

'Moffou' is one of my favorite records.

Favorite Records

That though we are certain of many things, yet that Certainty is no absolute Infallibility, there still remains the possibility of our being mistaken in all matters of humane Belief and Inquiry.

Joseph Glanvill

Belief Matters Certainty Things Our

Above all things, reverence yourself.

Yourself Things Reverence Above

I always wear my hat backwards. That way, people can see my face.

Hat People Face Way Backwards See

In elementary school, we all say, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all.' In high school, we should say, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, shut your mouth.' So that's what I'm telling high schools all around the world.

School World High School You Mouth

If you want break it down, rock and roll is about saying what you can't say in normal life to girls, so you have to say it in songs.

Life Saying Rock And Roll You Down

I am involved in a freedom ride protesting the loss of the minority rights belonging to the few remaining earthbound stars. All we demanded was our right to twinkle.

Stars Freedom Ride I Am Loss Right

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