Jon Lovitz Quotes

I didn't take anything from anyone - first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I saved over 25 years. I created jobs.

Jon Lovitz

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: July 21, 1957

Topics

MoneyComedyFirstOverAnything

When I was in middle school, some of my so-called friends found a catalog ad I did for Superman pajamas. They made as many copies as they could and pasted them up all over school.

Jensen Ackles

SchoolFriendsSupermanOverPajamas

I want to leave New Zealand in better shape than I found it. I know the job of prime minister is not forever and I'm going to do the best I can every day to make that difference.

John Key

BestDayJobBetterEvery DayI Can

The vast amount of waste and sheer stupidity in government - from the Pentagon to the Food and Drug Administration - could fill committee agendas for years.

Tom Coburn

FoodGovernmentStupidityCommittee

The Internet is one of the most revolutionary technologies the world has ever known. It has given us an entire universe of information in our pockets.

Marvin Ammori

WorldInternetUniverseInformation

A lot of times, the inspiration for a novel is a messy bird's nest of shiny things. Little things that don't make a whole lot of sense or that, no matter how hard you look, cannot be found directly in the finished book.

Molly O'Keefe

BirdLittle ThingsBookYouLook

I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years.

Molly Ivins

BelieveThreeI BelieveTwoYears

If only there was a vaccine to protect against breast cancer, we'd be lining up - wouldn't we?

Judy Blume

ProtectUpCancerAgainstVaccine

You know, I'm always surprised when I read profiles, and they make me sound so jaded. I am so not jaded.

Jay McInerney

I AmMeYouKnowSoundAlways

The great movies and the great commercials always work on every single level.

Josh Gordon

WorkGreatMoviesAlwaysSingle

Since dogs could hear and smell better than men, we could concentrate on sight. Since courage is commonplace in dogs, men's adrenal glands could shrink. Dogs, by making us more efficient predators, gave us time to think. In short, dogs civilized us.

Donald McCaig

CourageTimeMenThinkBetterShort

I am never offended when I see the drag-queens dressed up like me.

Cher

I AmMeDressedOffendedNeverSee

Living with a saint is more grueling than being one.

Christian Nestell Bovee

LivingMoreBeingSaintThan

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