Jon Lovitz Quotes

The whole - it's the economy's bad. It's bad for everybody. I have my own comedy club. I opened it three years ago in a horrible economy. I created jobs. And we just started breaking even after a year and a half, barely. For that entire time, I have had to pay the difference of what we owe in rent and taxes and everything out of my own pocket.

Jon Lovitz

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Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: July 21, 1957

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On the first season of our show, I commissioned a Native American artist to make up, 'cause I'm known for the tomahawk, besides the hair and the leather outfit and the whole thing.

Joe Lando

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Politics follows the lines of physics: every action creates an equal and opposite reaction.

John Avlon

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A nation which has forgotten the quality of courage which in the past has been brought to public life is not as likely to insist upon or regard that quality in its chosen leaders today - and in fact we have forgotten.

John F. Kennedy

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Women tear each other apart.

Megan Fox

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You know, great powers don't get angry, great powers don't make decisions hastily in a crisis.

John R. Allen

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I've been blessed to live a lot of dreams.

Trisha Yearwood

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We have three cats. It's like having children, but there is no tuition involved.

Ron Reagan

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If we can ascertain and show to our people that the West is ready to deal with Iran on the basis of mutual respect and mutual interests and equal footing, then it will have an impact on almost every aspect of Iran's foreign policy behavior - and some aspects of Iran's domestic policy.

Mohammad Javad Zarif

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It was actually an Israeli cartoonist, Nurit Karlin, who made me think that I could draw for 'The New Yorker.' I saw her work published in the magazine in the early 1970s - she was the only woman working as a cartoonist at 'The New Yorker' at the time.

Liza Donnelly

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You can't halt time.

Jay Chandrasekhar

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Even if you have a brain predisposed to liberalism, you might end up with some conservative friends or find inspiring conservative role models who could be very influential on you, and that could send you down a different track in life.

Jonathan Haidt

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I never want to lose the audience's attention or break up the party, but at the same time, it would be weird not to do some new music.

Dierks Bentley

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