Jonathan Van Ness Quotes

Since I have psoriasis, I buy anything that feels good against my skin. I tend to wear really, really soft hoodies by the brand Velvet. Even if I don't have a flare-up, I'm still like: Oh. My. God. This nice thing feels so good.

Jonathan Van Ness

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GoodGodBrandSkinNiceAnything

When my first semester grades came out, my mom and dad told me I wouldn't be playing football.

Joe Biden

FootballMeMomGradesSemesterOut

This is an exciting time. A new chapter in our history.

John Barth

HistoryTimeNewChapterExciting

I think we're pretty spiritual people, the band in general. We're not a bunch of hippies or anything like that, but we like to work together and work with people. We believe that positive energy is pretty necessary in life, although it's not always easy to maintain.

John Gourley

LifePositiveWorkTogetherPeople

For instance, Clinton who was unquestionably the smartest of the bunch I talked to - both the ones who made it and didn't. He had a great interest in policy.

Robert Scheer

GreatPolicyInterestSmartestMade

I realized that comedians of the day were operating on jokes and punch lines. The moment you say the punch line, the audience either laughs sincerely or they laugh automatically or they don't laugh. The thing that bothered me was that automatic laugh. I said, that's not real laughter.

Steve Martin

MomentDayLaughterMeLaughYou

As far as what I do love, I love birds; I love lavender.

Michael Moore

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Anyone who thinks they're sexy needs their head checked.

Jarvis Cocker

SexyHeadWhoNeedsThinksAnyone

'Keep your head down at school.' Those are sage words from my dad. They kept me in check for years.

Dhani Harrison

WordsSchoolMeDownYearsHead

People have been very strong against Obamacare since I was first elected, and they still feel that way. They want us to work to get rid of it. They also are very strong for keeping the government running.

Chuck Fleischmann

WorkGovernmentPeopleStrongFeel

I'd love to get into some comedy, but people keep saying, 'You're not funny!' And I say, 'Well, fair enough.' I have done comedy on stage.

Ciaran Hinds

FunnyLovePeopleSayingComedyYou

'Fame' exhausts me.

Alice Walker

MeFame

There's a fine line between being sweet and innocent and being a tough broad.

Phyllis George

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