Jonathan Krisel Quotes

You see a lot of comedic content that's not funny, and you can tell that it's supposed to be funny, but it's actually not funny.

Jonathan Krisel

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At first, you can play into the naivete that people think you have because you don't dress well. They almost give you the benefit of the doubt. But when success comes, that's no longer a good angle, so now you're 'a political animal.'

Jeff Van Gundy

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Well I've been crystal clear that we should not have schools which are set up by extremists whether they're Christian fundamentalists, Islamic fundamentalists or any other sort of outrageous and beyond the pale organization.

Michael Gove

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My research interests since then have shifted strongly towards the economic and regulatory problems of the financial services industry, and especially of the securities and options exchanges.

Merton Miller

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If you can be funny, it means you're intelligent. Your brain is working fast.

Amber Valletta

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Sometimes, success in life is knowing one's limitations.

Stephen A. Schwarzman

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My favorite shot is always gonna be the forehand. It used to always be my favorite shot when I was young, so it's the one I've won all the points with.

Roger Federer

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I don't think it's a problem if you play well and don't score, when you are creating chances.

Roberto Firmino

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A drop of water, if it could write out its own history, would explain the universe to us.

Lucy Larcom

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I like to live in a world of unicorns and rainbows where I don't pay attention to anything unless it's positive.

Janet Varney

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Part of the reason Loewe has diversified into so many other categories is because what we can't do any more is simply say, 'Here's more stuff you can buy.'

Jonathan Anderson

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Only the sinner has the right to preach.

Christopher Morley

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You can't just take an aspirin and sit around and have 12 donuts and think, 'I took my aspirin so I'm not going to have a heart attack.' It's really important each person take personal responsibility for their health. You can't keep thinking that someone else is going to take care of it. You have to be part of the solution.

Corbin Bernsen

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