Joseph Heller Quotes

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.

Joseph Heller

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: novelist
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: May 1, 1923 - December 12, 1999

Topics

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I can retire from football with a smile on my face.

John Matuszak

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Sending a container from Shanghai to Le Havre emits fewer greenhouse gases than the truck that takes the container on to Lyon.

Rose George

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A satisfied customer is the best business strategy of all.

Michael LeBoeuf

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I went to the Gobi Desert, even though I had no scenes there. This is the greatness of China, the landscape, even for us.

Michelle Yeoh

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It's not a field, I think, for people who need to have success every day: if you can't live with a nightly sort of disaster, you should get out. I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would just say that the ghosts you chase you never catch.

Michael Korda

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The greatest meal of my life involved a Triscuit.

Jonathan Miles

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I'm not a film buff. I don't watch a lot of movies.

Denzel Washington

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We want people who come from humble backgrounds and have a need to win.

Douglas Leone

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I had one scene in 'Invisible' with 12 actors delivering dialog at the same time.

Doug Liman

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I have my 1973 Citroen DS 23 Pallas. I drive it all the time. It's still the most beautiful shape in the world.

Brian Johnson

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Why shouldn't we give our teachers a license to obtain software, all software, any software, for nothing? Does anyone demand a licensing fee, each time a child is taught the alphabet?

William Gibson

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The diagnosis that poverty, lack of education, or lack of opportunities have much to do with terrorism requires a fundamentally optimistic view of human nature. This diagnosis leads to the prognosis that all we need to do to solve the terrorism problem is to create societies that are less poor, better educated and have more opportunities.

Peter Bergen

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