Joseph Heller Quotes

Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them.

Joseph Heller

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: novelist
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: May 1, 1923 - December 12, 1999

Topics

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I played a little bit of 'City of Heroes' - they have a really great character generation system. I was pretty impressed with that. I played 'World of Warcraft' with my kids. That's a lot of fun.

Jim Lee

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Acting was my first love.

Joe Manganiello

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I just felt that I was going to fall apart if I didn't learn to be myself.

John Grant

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I don't really know why I'm not thinner than I am.

Melissa McCarthy

I AmKnowWhyThanReallyAm

Future generations of economists will look at the trickle-down theory in much the same way we now look at witch burning, slavery, and the Sinclair C5.

John Niven

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I buy my produce at the local farmer's market, which is actually cheaper than shopping at the grocery store.

Anna Getty

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Anyone can sell product by dropping their prices, but it does not breed loyalty.

Simon Sinek

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Remember to be as smart as you are.

Judd Nelson

IntelligenceSmartRememberYou

People read informality as, 'Do whatever you feel like,' and whatever you feel like might be disastrous.

Judith Martin

PeopleFeelYouWhateverLikeRead

If I'm on a train, with headphones, MP3s are great. At home, I prefer CD or vinyl, partly because they sound a little better in a quiet room and partly because they're finite in length and separate things, unlike the endless days and days of music stored on my laptop.

Jonny Greenwood

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I once hit Quentin on the head with my ball and chain.

Chiaki Kuriyama

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If you're an athlete in this game, you have to protect your own interests, and you have to protect your body and your family.

Chris Bosh

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