Josh Gondelman Quotes

I always loved jokes. It's such a dumb, facile thing to say, but it's true. I remember being a kid and getting those joke books from the Scholastic Book Club and loving comedy from a very young age.

Josh Gondelman

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: author
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: January 15, 1985

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Government has no place telling you who to fall in love with and who to marry.

Jesse Ventura

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Criminal cases require strategy, and prosecutors should attempt to prove only what can be proved.

Robert Shapiro

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Just like you can't cure a patient without listening to what he's feeling, you can't cure a nation without hearing what the people are really asking for.

Ami Bera

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Development of space will improve life on Earth. Access to space is important for agriculture, humanitarian efforts, communications, and navigation.

Steve Jurvetson

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The better you know yourself, the better your relationship with the rest of the world.

Toni Collette

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I've always said that God will somehow enlighten me.

Rodrigo Duterte

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Fashion is not frivolous. It is a part of being alive today.

Mary Quant

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I do work really hard to be nice to people. Well, actually, I think it doesn't take much effort to be nice to people, so why shouldn't we all be nice to each other? But I do appreciate very much a woman who is in a position of power who is unapologetic about her position and her belief in her own abilities.

Miriam Shor

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No texting. What happens then? Good old-fashioned letters.

Lorene Scafaria

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I did go to a film school in Sarajevo. I studied film and theatre directing. There was a war raging in the country while I was studying, and we did not have neither electricity nor cinemas for three and a half years.

Jasmila Zbanic

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I am a southerner who grew up with and around guns. I own some still. My father gave me a .22 rifle when I was 9 and a single barrel .410 shotgun when I was 10.

Jon Meacham

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No one has any respect for someone who can play a million notes per minute but can't put together a decent tune that someone can sing to or feel some sort of emotion from.

Johnny Marr

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