Josh Gondelman Quotes

I just loved jokes so much as a child. I remember wanting to perform at, like... age seven by reading from a kids' joke book, and my parents being like, 'That's not what standup comedy is,' and me being like, 'Not yet it isn't! I'm going to change the game.'

Josh Gondelman

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Author Biography

  • Author Profession: author
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: January 15, 1985

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I'm a slow starter, but it's time to flip on the switch.

Joe Cowley

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The Swedish winters and summers hold the most enduring memories for me. Now, when I am back in Stockholm in November, it is difficult to imagine being able to ski to school. I think that is a tragedy.

Johan Eliasch

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You come to our stadium and look at the aura of 100,000 people. You look up there and see an Army tank coming at you. You see it on a TV screen, it's one thing. You see it at a movie theater, that's something else. When that thing's coming at you 70 feet high and 180 feet long, now that looks like a tank.

Jerry Jones

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If everyone in your class has heroes, and they can relate to them in textbooks and literature, and then you don't see any of your heritage there, you feel less than. And I always wanted to be able to make Latin kids like myself feel more than.

John Leguizamo

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That's such a common saying: Just be present, live in the moment. But there's actually really something to it when you really start to learn it.

John John Florence

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I would rather miss the mark acting well than win the day acting basely.

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I've always been a big supporter of the Surfrider Foundation. I started my own foundation, Rob Machado Foundation, which focuses on environmental education for the little people of the world.

Rob Machado

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Each of us, every day, through the jobs we do, are offered a shot at greatness, an opportunity to reach immortality.

Robin S. Sharma

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I make lists to keep my anxiety level down. If I write down 15 things to be done, I lose that vague, nagging sense that there are an overwhelming number of things to be done, all of which are on the brink of being forgotten.

Mary Roach

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My father wouldn't get us a TV, he wouldn't allow a TV in the house.

Janis Joplin

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I love... Eskimo Joe's. I have tons of Eskimo Joe's clothes and cups in my house, 'cause I love Eskimo Joe's.

Brooke Elliott

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Technological developments are changing the way we live, and there is much talk of digitalisation and the disruptive business models enabled by smart phones, tablets, computers, and the 'Internet of things.'

Sharan Burrow

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