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Josh Billings Quotes

When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: April 21, 1818 - October 14, 1885

Topics

Man Me Advice Find Kind Out

I've always been criticised for how filthy my material is. Victoria Wood said to me once, 'I wish I was a bit ruder, like you,' and I said, 'Well, I wish I was a bit cleaner, like you.'

Me Wish You Said Wood I Wish

At the end of the day, we're defined by our predicament, not by the sides of town.

Day End Of The Day End Sides Our

To a contrarian like me, constant advice not to do something almost always starts me quickly down the risky, unpopular path.

Michael Bloomberg

Path Me Advice Down Always Almost

I'm actually very active.

Active Very Actually

The agricultural revolution transformed the earth and changed the fate of humanity. It produced an entirely new mode of subsistence, which remains the foundation of the global economy to this day.

Day Foundation Revolution Fate Earth

Sometimes altering your position is the right thing. Sometimes it's not.

Sometimes The Right Thing Right Your

I have known uncertainty: a state unknown to the Greeks.

Jorge Luis Borges

Uncertainty Unknown Greeks State

You are always a student, never a master. You have to keep moving forward.

Education Moving Forward Moving You

Well I don't want to talk about myself, that's so rude and egotistical.

Christine Lavin

Myself Want Talk Rude Well About

I am thankful to those who've listened to my story over and over as well as those who've helped me share it. For me, the act of storytelling is an act of healing.

Clemantine Wamariya

Thankful I Am Healing Me Story Over

That is all that we want, what people want, what people want in New York, in Washington, in Pittsburgh, in any other place in the United States or in Europe. People want to live peacefully. That's what we want.

Live New York People Place New Want

You don't do classics with a Texas accent.

Texas You Classics Accent

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