Jay Chandrasekhar Quotes

We only ever write jokes that amuse us.

Jay Chandrasekhar

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: April 9, 1968

Topics

WriteJokesUsOnlyEverAmuse

It's hard enough to be a lady writer. Doubly hard to be a funny lady writer.

Jill Soloway

FunnyEnoughLadyHardWriter

Cary Benjamin sleeps dreamily on my stomach as we're both bonding and recuperating. He's phenomenal.

Jennifer Grant

StomachBondingHeBothSleeps

The worst gift that I ever gave a girl was a suitcase for Christmas. As in, 'I can't think of anything to give you, but here's a new suitcase.' Afterward, I was like, 'What were you thinking, idiot?'

Jensen Ackles

GirlGiftThinkThinkingIdiotYou

I don't really like those sorts of actresses who say, 'I don't want to make that movie,' but they make the movie. They just spend their time not liking being on a set and I just think it's absurd, because we are so lucky to do this job. When you accept to make a movie, just make the movie. And then it's more easy for relationships.

Melanie Laurent

TimeJobThinkEasyYouWant

I also think we need to maintain distinctions - the doctrine of creation is different from a scientific cosmology, and we should resist the temptation, which sometimes scientists give in to, to try to assimilate the concepts of theology to the concepts of science.

John Polkinghorne

ScienceThinkTemptationSometimes

It is easy to ignore responsibility when one is only an intermediate link in a chain of action.

Stanley Milgram

ResponsibilityActionIgnoreEasy

The greatest gift that Oxford gives her sons is, I truly believe, a genial irreverence toward learning, and from that irreverence love may spring.

Robertson Davies

LoveLearningSpringBelieveGift

I think our fans are bigger and better students of Pearl Jam than we are.

Mike McCready

ThinkBetterStudentsFansBigger

I'm constantly exchanging ideas with new artists. Honestly, with Jay-Z, our only interaction was a brief hello after I signed.

Jay Park

IdeasNewHelloInteractionArtists

I've never been in the ring with The Undertaker.

Dolph Ziggler

RingNeverBeenUndertaker

I am sorry to be leaving the post of secretary of state for Scotland.

Des Browne

I AmSorryLeavingPostScotlandAm

I never got a chance to take advantage of 'Superbad' at school because I graduated before it came out, so I never got to use any of my fame to pick up girls and go to cool parties.

Christopher Mintz-Plasse

SchoolCoolChanceGoTake Advantage

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