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Jason Alexander Quotes

Jerry Seinfeld has an interesting theory. He goes, '20 pounds up or down, and you lose your funny.'

Jason Alexander

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: actor
Nationality: american
Birth: September 23, 1959

Topics

Funny Interesting You Lose Down Up

The first seven years that I wrote fiction, I sent out stories and a novel and made a total of $25.

First Years Out Fiction Seven Made

Technology is such a broad kind of term, it really applies to so many things, from the electric light to running cars on oil. All of these different things can be called technology. I have kind of a love-hate relationship with it, as I expect most people do. With the computer, I spend so many hours sitting in front of a computer.

Technology Relationship Light People

People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a glass jar on my desk.

Heart People Small Think Person Boy

I am definitely one of those girls who want to get married. I have two sisters and they are both married with kids, and I'm like, 'Oh, I want that.'

I Am Want Two Get Like Kids

I decided that if my work contained what I could identify as a likeness to other work, I would remove it.'

Work Would Identify Remove Decided

Then I did The Tao of Steve and that was at Sundance in 2000 where it did really well.

Where Well Did Then Sundance Really

It's not my job to convince people that Koresh was the final messenger or had this final message.

David Thibodeau

Job People Convince Final Messenger

Anyone who thinks they can write the perfect comedy that everyone will love is a fool. I can only write what I think is funny and hope that there is a likeminded audience out there.

Brendan O'Carroll

Funny Love Hope Fool Love Is Think

The assumption that nature is all there is, and that nature has been governed by the same rules at all times and places, makes it possible for natural science to be confident that it can explain such things as how life began.

Phillip E. Johnson

Life Nature Science Confident Rules

I didn't understand in the beginning that the editor didn't want me to know the author. I'd make an effort to meet the author, but it would end up being a disaster because then I had the author telling me what I should be doing.

Beginning Effort Me End Doing Meet

The problem with the cable networks is the lack of money, not from personal income but as far as show budget.

Seth MacFarlane

Money Budget Problem Personal Income

Happy the people whose annals are vacant.

Happy People Whose Vacant

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