Jay Leno Quotes

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

Jay Leno

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My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.

Maya Angelou

LifeGreatMyselfDanceSongThink

Society drives people crazy with lust and calls it advertising.

John Lahr

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The cameraman isn't thinking about whether you're good that day. He's too busy worrying about what he has to do.

Meredith Salenger

GoodDayBusyThinkingYouHe

The Internet was supposed to be the greatest tool of global communications and means of sharing knowledge in human history. And it is. But it has also become the most effective instrument of mass surveillance and potentially one of the greatest instruments of totalitarianism in the history of the world.

Trevor Paglen

KnowledgeHistoryWorldInternet

The whole secret to our success is being able to con ourselves into believing that we're going to change the world because statistically we are unlikely to do it.

Tom Peters

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I competed with Yahoo for 15-1/2 years, and the one thing I tried to do over the years was desperately try to get a deal with them.

Ross Levinsohn

TryOverYearsGetDealOne Thing

People have to eat and it's good to have a last-resort dole they can turn to.

Mickey Kaus

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This fire in me will last forever.

Mirko Cro Cop

FireMeWillForeverLast

Millennials, minorities, women - until we can connect with those populations, we're going to have some difficulty electorally.

Mitt Romney

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I've spent my fortune, tarnished my public view and made myself the brunt of punch line after punch line.

Mindy McCready

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I knew an actor's career goes up and down and back up again. Your standing in this business can't be your whole identity; otherwise, you're doomed.

Lisa Kudrow

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Older couples bring obligations such as support payments and debt as well as decades of financial experience to a marriage.

Jean Chatzky

MarriageExperienceSupportFinancial

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