Jay London Quotes

I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.

Jay London

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For years, comprehensive tax reform has eluded legislators.

John Delaney

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When I was moving to New York in 1994, I saw an ad in the paper that said, 'Do You Measure Up To Be A Muppet?' I answered the ad and soon after met John Henson, who brought me in to understudy him for a real version of the computer generated Coca-Cola Polar Bear.

Matt Vogel

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If I have one technology tip of the day, it's this: No matter how good the video on YouTube is, don't read the comments, just don't, because it will make you hate all humans.

Matt Groening

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I was really lucky. My gal pal was my mom.

Ana Ortiz

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I actually feel sorry for people who have nothing to do on Christmas Day other than watch an NBA game.

Stan Van Gundy

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One could not have isolated this retrovirus without knowledge of other retroviruses, that's obvious. But I believe we have answered the criteria of isolation.

Luc Montagnier

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The two records are very different. I guess, on the second record, that's more where I was at. Its not that I'm more well-adjusted or anything, it's just that what I wanted to sing about maybe was more the way I wanted to feel.

Jon Crosby

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I'm not afraid of criticism or what somebody may think.

Don Mattingly

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They have seized upon the government by bribery and corruption. They have made speculation and public robbery a science. They have loaded the nation, the state, the county, and the city with debt.

Denis Kearney

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'Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes' was really well done.

Christopher Miller

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The job of mayor of London is unbelievably taxing, particularly in the run-up to the Olympics.

Boris Johnson

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I had grown up loving movies and had always wanted to write them.

Bruce Feirstein

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