Lisa Lampanelli Quotes

Before, I didn't do celebrity stuff, 'cause Kathy Griffin did that, but now, if you're going to make jokes on Twitter, you have to stay current.

Lisa Lampanelli

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We have to be thankful considering our number as a family we enjoy very good health generally but you may be sure me and my partner have quite enough to exercise our minds and occupy our attention.

John Hawley

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I think you can write very good comedy without a partner, but what I love about it, working with a partner, is that you get to places you'd never get on your own. It's like when God was designing the world and decided we couldn't have children without a partner; it was a way of mixing up the genes so you'd get a more interesting product.

John Cleese

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I'm very conscious about putting good food into my body. Years ago, I went to see an amazing healer called Allah, who could read your body. She told me that I can't absorb vitamins very well, and I have to eat the right things to get my vitamins. I've always remembered that.

Trinny Woodall

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The last thing I saw Gabrielle Giffords do on the floor of the House of Representatives was to line up like the rest of us and read a part of the Constitution. And unbeknownst to her, when she got to the well, her part was the First Amendment.

Trent Franks

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Television reporters aren't really called reporters. They are called researchers. And that's really all they are.

Tom Wolfe

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I made a big mistake with him the first day I shot. We're shooting the scene where I come back from the party, the dance, in the sleigh with Julie Christie and we turn the corner and go past the camera and the camera follows us just a little bit and we disappear.

Rod Steiger

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I really believe in giving tools and resources to other creators so that they can create beautiful videos.

Michelle Phan

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I was either going to be an actor, a Naval aviator, or a pediatric surgeon. Those were the three things that I wanted to do.

Milo Ventimiglia

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If you take every challenge everyone has in their life and multiply it in severity you get what it's like in the life of an actor.

Dee Wallace

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I was an altar boy and a choir member.

Cheech Marin

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I've never been interested or particularly good at censoring my experience.

Claire Danes

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Maybe I should have a scandal - then I can be on 'Dancing With the Stars.'

Ashlan Gorse Cousteau

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